Jane Ugly

• OG Falafel Pita at taïm Princeton and a side of Golden (and oily) Eggplant;

• 1 pint Cado Deep Dark Chocolate Frozen Dessert;

• 10-oz bag of Dandies Vegan Marshmallows;

~ yes, I’m a vegan ~

• 2.75-oz bag of Lays Salt & Vinegar Potato Chips;

• 1 apple, you know, for the hell of it;

• 1 half loaf of Wegman’s Under the Tuscan Sun Garlic Bread
  (Wegman’s sells half loaves).

~ oh, and I have type 2 diabetes ~

Okay, I’ll be in bed by 2:00 AM, so I’ll set my alarm for 10 AM but leave my phone in the living room so I don’t spend my first couple of hours YouTubing tomorrow (I mean later today) before I ease myself out of bed. I wonder who I’ll be when I wake up tomorrow? A hopeful someone? I need to be a hopeful someone …